This is a photo of my manager Earl, my missus Emma and me - jutt disco.
I have been going to House Clubs, Raves and Warehouse Parties since 1989.
My taste in tunes ranges from Disco, House, Techno, UK Hip Hop, Bootlegs,
Drum and Bass and a lot of shit in between. I have around 6000 records
and am planning on opening a second hand record store, in London soon.
That will be with my good friend Darren ST, who DJs at loads of clubs
throughout London and Europe with Peter D.
Profile.
I used to wholesale magic mushrooms in London for a job and I was the top boy.
Now I just sit on my arse, looking for samples and animal porn on the Internet.
I attended Brixton University, but I dropped out to keep an eye on Emma.
I swear she was shagging Earl before he got sent down.
Career.
My DJing career highlights have included totally smashing it, at the
Lewisham Under 15s Youth Club Annual Christmas Party and during the City Riots
I put my speakers on the window sill and did a live mix up session for the
Rioters and Old Bill. I played all my Speed Garage tunes, even the filth was feeling it!
Interests.
In my spare time, I like to go Dogging with Emma.
We often go to the laybys and I film Emma in action. She is a talented girl and
she can toss off two cocks and gobble another whilst in a car. Last year we met
Phil Mitchell from East Enders and he really enjoyed doing Emma hard up the wrongun.
I also like smoking Skunk Weed and getting very pissed and biddling. I support Millwall FC and enjoy
a good punch up.
Musical Memories.
Before I met Emma, I used to go clubbing at Bagleys in Kings Cross with
Earl. In the mornings it was great, we would leave the club and get a hooker from near
Kings Cross Station. £30 it would cost and we would spit roast the bitches for ages. I
used to stick with a gobble. A lot of them Prostitutes dont wash their pussys and Earl
used to cough when the stink hit his nasal passage. The funniest time was when Earl and me
were banging away real hard and this right stinking bitch, about 17 years old, just let rip
and squirted shit over Earls chest when he was doing her doggy style.
Aims for the Future.
I will be starting a record label soon, to put a 2 bob twat in his place and will
hopefully be getting some quality House Music and UK Hip Hop records pressed. The record label will be
financed be Wrong Shop in Holland. I also hope to give up the gear and find a proper job.
